Friday, 1 April 2011

hustlenomicsinKisii

Ben et al
Works on the principle of caveat emptor(buyer beware). the dude sells anything from fish to rides motor bikes. he might sell rain to kisii people. rumour has it that he have the center tender for generations to come. i wish him Godspeed. he wants to be like DON BOSCO !


Nick & CO.
Runs everything that touches our basic needs except shelter. from deep frying fish to selling bones, flies and stale cabbages. believed to be the guy who made centre to look like a pigsty. Once lost 22k izza, caveat vendor(buyer beware). he wants to be like Kamlesh Pattni.

Majuo Reloaded
Bonafide hustler from seeking high positions in the union to selling juice. no much drama about this dude but he wants to be the next Njenga karume.

Karoki , wafula  the papparazis
works day n night like a real okuyo. From "beating photos" to photocopying , scanning , laminating, binding and printing. they even download helb forms . soon they will sell campus electricity to outsiders. they want to
be  like Chris Kirubi.

DON WYCLIFFE OGAGA
He is your play boy richboy . A Donald Trump jamaa , playing it cool while flipping his millions to his cute sidekick. lots of respect for him. Probably the richest guy in Campo.


Zach manaps and Holier
They hawk all kinds of cheap liqour especially NAPOLEON. We can't see where the money "swag" is but they do try. They once sold a whole naps case in JKUAT. They want to be like Tabitha Karanja.


OCHIE, Inno and Webale.
They deal in stationary as Webale tatoos people using one unsterilised needle. they good to go as thousandnaires as INNO does outside catering of costo food. They might end up like OURU.